I hate when people turn ~gullibility~ into a joke because….listen, my grip on reality is not that great. I am constantly questioning my perceptions. If you tell me something, I’ll probably assume it’s true because you must know better than me
me: you have to get up early for school stop getting distracted and sleep
my brain: my name is Bobby flay and each week one great chef is going to try to take me down in my house. this culinary battle is gonna shake down in TWO rounds